FIRST MINOR PIECE.
The blue chord (and those on the same degree) are augmented and sound, strange to me. They aren't... bad? But they sound weird. They sound terrible in isolation but I guess the whole "properly supported dissonant chords" thing comes into play here.
AUDIENCES HATE HIM! WEIRD RUSSIAN GAY MAN DISCOVERS A TRICK TO RESOLVING ANY CHORD! IF YOU'RE A COMPOSER, YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK TO MAKING YOUR COMPOSITIONS HARMONIZE.
Was the response that my chatgroups had to my confusion about the weirdness surrounding those chords.