You find yourself in an alleyway. It's dark, lit only by the distant streetlamps. But you see something glow! Stumbling around, you see the source.

Is that... A dragon in a rubber suit? Sure looks like it. It slowly walks past you. You notice it has no eyes, only a glowing green mouth... But yet it stops as it passes you, and turns its head, "looking" straight at you.

And then it speaks. "

Hello there, friend! :3

It's nice to see you. 💚

Sorry if taking over the narrative was jarring. I just wanted to say hi! :3

I'm Heap, as you've always known. Isn't that right, my dear old friend? 💚

So. How about we have some fun together? :3

This was a commission from ShinyWark! They called Heap "a big cutie", and I have to agree with them. Especially how they drew him, gooosh. Canon body shape right here. So thanks, Wark!