“So the reason why I, uh, quit my job at BuzzFeed is because, well, it was just too stressful. I wasn’t happy, not because of the people, but because I felt I wasn’t free enough. I wasn’t able to make stuff I wanted to because I had to make videos for BuzzFeed. So I couldn’t do the videos I wanted to. Which sucked! Which is why I decided to quit. And jobs are just like relationships, you can choose to get out any time you wanted, and that was the time I wanted to. So I hope all of you will support me with this new channel and hope you all enjoy my videos now.”

My contempt for Buzzfeed knows no bounds