Be wary of opening any unmarked presents you find outside ...

... or you may find a collar snapping around your neck, brown rubbery goo coating your body, donning a bright, colorful reindeer harness, staring at the soft, squishy rubbery insides of a latex mask as it flies upwards towards you ...

you may also feel a sudden urge to call yourself 'Dasher' and fly through the air, delivering presents for your master ... b-but you can't fly ... right?

Of course you can, silly! That's what rubbery reindeer like you are naturally built to do. Now go, dash away to the North Pole so you can begin training for next year - your master Santa is waiting.

After all, there's so, so much to do when next Christmas is only 360 days away!

Rubber reindeer commission for CixxieWuffie!