The z-mech robotic suit is designed to allow humans to traverse on terrain otherwise deemed inaccessible. Four mechanized, agile legs, after all, are far better than two when navigating treacherous turf ... especially with a big, long tail for added stability!

The wearable machine is composed of a rubber and metal framework riddled with state-of-the-art electronics and powerful hydraulics, creating a realistic exosuit that can mimic the functions and even senses of a real flesh and blood coyote. Canine-oriented styling and features imitate the look of a quadrupel coyote: allowing the wearer to blend seamlessly into the natural environment whilst fulfilling their duties. These duties span a wide range of essential tasks, such as: surveying terrain, picking up and storing hazardous materials, or [REDACTED]. When paired with human handlers, exosuit wearers can work as animal sherpas to effortlessly carry materials and vital resources. Solar absorbing latex prolongs battery life indefinitely, though back-ups last up to three months.

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To purchase your z-mech, contact our corporate office and ask for our sales team, or order online today!

If you have any questions, please contact our corporate office.

If your z-mech is in need of routine maintenance, send your z-mech to our corporate office and schedule a check-up. Consult your manual to see your ideal maintenance schedule!

If you z-mech is broken or damaged, contact customer support and we'll send one of our highly trained technicians to have your suit running in no time! Do not attempt to repair yourself. Our company is not responsible for self-incurred damages or loss of human life.

If a person has been in suit longer than the company-reccommended time period, contact customer support immeadiately and ready your z-mech for psychological evaluation by our highly trained team of psychologists and medical staff. Keep your z-mech isolated and away from organics at all costs.

If a z-mech suit has begun leaking fluid while a person is in-suit, contact customer support immeadiately. Do not attempt to clean up fluid and keep away from all organics. Our highly trained security team will arrive on-site to resolve the issue, and ship your z-mech off to our holding facility for quarantine and reconstruction.

If no human skin is visible and the z-mech is exhibiting signs of increased aggression, increased nano-fluid production, or other critical error behaviors listed in your user manual, contact customer support immeadiately. Do not try to make contact with, negotiate with, or subdue the z-mech yourself. Maintain a radius of at least 10 feet from the z-mech. Our company is not responsible for resulting damages or loss of human life. Head immeadiately for the nearest airport, where you will be provided with a complementary plane ticket and free access to our relocation and resettlement program.

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Commission for Zen, who also wrote this lovely description! The Z-mech is the hottest new piece of tech on the market for companies, governments and insanely wealthy eccentric multimillionaires! Let's hope none of these many new clients happens to misuse this new technology ... as it could have some very canine consequences!