Are you stressed about your weight?

Want to stay fit and slim forever but too lazy to put in any effort? Do you find yourself becoming bloated again and again, after trying agonizing diet after agonizing diet? Have you ever felt that the pitiful bag of mushy meat you call your skin is pathetically inferior?

Well then, How Fitness Fluid is your perfect one-stop solution!

Here's HOW to apply it in three easy steps -

1. open the bottle and throw the liquid onto yourself

2. spread it around for a quicker, faster effect (be sure to have your mouth open so it can liquefy your insides properly)

3. Give in to the new, primal urges to squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

It's as simple as that, no thinking required!

You're bound to want to show your new body to your friends and family, and enlighten them on the perfection of How's fitness fluid!

There are absolutely no worrying side effects* whatsoever!

No need to delay, buy How Fitness Fluid today! Fast acting, Forever lasting!

looks like How Labs's latest, greatest product yet is being unveiled with the help of Fortis the lab assistant: How Fitness Fluid! Lil' comic I drew, idea credit goes to Fortis!

*the standard of "worry" comes from interviewing test subjects after implementation of product; 88% of whom replied with "mmmmmphhh" which was interpeted as said subjects being happy with side effects observed. Absolutely Non-worrying side effects include but are not limited to: secreting liquid latex from body, lessened mobility, temporary loss of motor functions, decrease and/or complete loss of rational intelligence, highly increased sensitivity of new skin, collapsing into liquid state, complete loss of self control, increased desire to purchase HOW llc. products, increased, unexplained desire to pour HOW Fitness Fluid on bystanders, addiction to HOW llc. products, complete dependence on HOW llc. products, repeated attempts to apply for employment at HOW llc., Adoration of How, Irresistable compulsion to obey any and all commands issued by HOW llc. senior employees, endless squeaking, etc. By taking HOW Fitness Fluid or by allowing a previous consumer of HOW Fitness Fluid to force user to consume product, the user consents to any and all effects and side effects that happen hereafter. HOW llc. can in no way be held responsible for any disappearances of consumers of HOW Fitness Fluid. Any attempts at retaliation or legal action will result in user allowing the use of HOW Fitness Fluid on user. This text can be changed as needed.