This is a collection of three quick writes I did for some of my friends over on Twitter. Was mostly an attempt to see how quickly I could write something of roughly one page in length, as well as an exercise in actually keeping to just a single page. I was good in the speed, and passable on the length. Because of the way things went, I playfully called it the "Fat, Fatter, Fattest" series, and the name stuck! So rather than submitting three really short things, I compiled them into one document. Enjoy!