I hear Cantor's Hotel has vacancy.
The Infinitaur's existence raises a million questions. I figured I could answer the most popular/entertaining of such questions in some form at some point. PG questions only, and don't expect rigorous realism. Expect half-realism half-silliness. :P Ask away!
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The 1 million leg express HA HA is what this is.