I... might have brought his mind down a lot, or he brought mine up. The lines are getting pretty hazy in here.

Sure, there’s no denying that ol’ Yena and Tahajin are still technically acquaintances. However, when the heavily commercialized media debilitates more than it offers any modicum of stimulating topics to build conversation off of – why rely on something so pedestrian in order to break the ice when your fellow abomination when there are so many other avenues that can be taken! And, out of all of the alternatives, it’s safe to say that both of these metamorphic delinquents prefer the more tactile approach. That said, neither individual thought it was to sit down and ruminate over whether the world was ready for a personage of such reprehensible prominence!

Tahajin handled all of the dialogue, including the above (head on over there if you want to read his side of it)