"Hey Mister Librarian, can I check this out"

"Lumpy, that's not from this library, and for that matter it's not even a fucking book- it's an adult porn tape from that seedy-ass rental place about five blocks away"

"Aw, but it's really important for my RESEARCH, Flip"

"What kinda... Research... is this?"

"I'm researchin' into what I'm gonna do to YOU later, buddybear"

"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING DOING THIS IN PUBLIC LUMPY I SWEAR TO GOD-"

This is the point where Flaky could say "Get a room, you two", that is, if she had the nerve to do so.

What's the matter? That's supposed to be Flippy, you ask? Yes, I say. But he's not in his uniform, you object?

Well, why would he be in his uniform when he's not in the army and not in combat and he's working as a Librarian?

Also he has glasses because I feel they completed the look. Also they make him look older.

and in case you haven't paid attention I gave him a lip piercing and an earring. They just seemed right. He probably got them after he left the army

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