I guess Turkeys aren't...totally inappropriate for the holiday season? Gotta say, I kinda figured I knew where this was all going. I mean, it's not like it makes sense that a monthlong transformation would be so specifically festive, but...I dunno, I thought these things followed rules. or something.

Anyway, two days from now, I mean, that's a big holiday. So I guess we'll see if that's how I change back. Cause I totally will. I assume?