♥ "Welcome to my specialty bar, can I get you anything?"
♘ "The sign outside claims this is a bottomless bar?"
♥ "Indeed it is! Pull up a chair, let me pour you something rich & delicious"
♘ "Hey! Why are you charging me for all these drinks? It's a bottomless bar!"
♥ "Oh no, you have to pay for the next drink, it is the bartenders who are bottomless"
♘"I don't have the money to cover this tab!"
♥ "Oh don't you worry, I can think of another way you can pay for your libations"

And this is why I am always poor. Flesh doesn't pay the mortgage. C'est la vie

Sexy art by the talented   shin0r0z