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I Heart Birds Button by GuineaPigDan

I Heart Birds Button

GuineaPigDan

WIP sketch: https://www.weasyl.com/~guineapigdan/submissions/2104778/i-heart-birds-wip-sketch

"Hey fluffies! Or whatever you call yourselves. I, Joe Mallard, am back! My bid for president may not have gone over as expected, https://www.weasyl.com/~guineapigdan/submissions/1962185/joe-mallard-for-president however I have found a new endeavor! I have decided to sell merchandise with my likeness on it over the internet. If you want to look more handsome, wearing apparel with my gorgeous face will do the trick! Behold my new button, I Heart Joe Mallard! Wait, what's it say? I Heart Birds? WHAT? WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! It was supposed to be a button about ME! What's that? The artist wanted the button to be more inclusive to furries that like birds in general? I WANT THAT ARTIST FIRED NOW! Ok, ok, fine! I'll keep I heart birds as the slogan. But if we really have to have other birds in this button, I should be front and center! What?! A condor and a flamingo?! I thought I'd be posing with avian supermodels, not some riff raff you found in a zoo! 3...2...1... finally, done with this photo! Anyway, please buy these buttons at the links below and stay tuned! Soon I shall be opening more businesses, such as Joe Mallard brand chewing tobacco, Joe Mallard brand whiskey, Joe Mallard NFTs, and my new cryptocurrency Duckcoin! I will one day be the Scrooge McDuck of crypto!"

Mini button ($3.99+shipping): https://www.cafepress.com/+i_heart_birds_button_mini_button,902955019
2.25 inch button ($4.99+shipping): https://www.cafepress.com/+i_heart_birds_button_225_button,902955021
3.5 inch button ($6.99+shipping) https://www.cafepress.com/+i_heart_birds_button_35_button,902955023
See the rest of my Cafe Press store! https://www.cafepress.com/profile/guineapigdan1

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