I've decided to infiltrate and take over the Catholic Church by propping up my cat Peter to run for pope and act as my puppet After Benedict XVI's sudden retirement, my cat Peter has selflessly volunteered to succeed him as the vicar of Christ. And don't be afraid of that so-called "Prophecy of the Popes" from St Malachi that predicts the world will end after someone named Peter becomes pope. Everything will be fine.
Here's some epic papal election campaign music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK5AohCMX0U