BEHOLD, the world's largest cake made entirely out of Santa outfits

Or red velvet, idk, who cares, it's got people in it, and people are my favourite flavour. You think I got this figure from going to the gym and eating broccoli all day? bwuuAARP In all seriousness, eat your broccoli kids, it tastes delicious as fuck and helps you see in the dark or some shit

walkitalki walkitalki did this for me as part of my birthday on July 15th, don't ask me how old I am, it's rude to ask a lady her age!

If you want to stop a giant goddess' rampage for oh say, 4 minutes, build a giant cake as tribute, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS....so that I may eat them, thank u

Artwork © walkitalki

Character, Lady Kubwa © Giraffezilla