I pack far more of a punch, or should I say foot, than a lot of my other 8-bit monster counterparts. They had to invent at least 64 bit to try and contain all my pixels.

Bowser's a total wimp, I don't think he even covers most of one of my boobs, and he never even TRIES to eat the one called 'Princess Peach'

I did, tasted like a peach, who would have thought? bwuaaaarp

Oh and the guy smaller than my foot is Anthony, tryna stop me from going all mega macro by going a bit macro himself. Would you say it worked?

Of course not, a belly full of radiation and anything I can get my hands on does that to a girl y'know?