I swear, either these cities are getting way smaller, or I'm getting bigger

Much, MUCH bigger every day! I doesn't really matter too much though I guess, they always end up the same in the end, trampled under gigantic heavy soles and thick toes, or just swamped in tons upon tons of blubber

Selfish?

I'm a fat cow and/or bitch/whale?

Maybe, but I'm a Queen, and I do whatever I wanna!