AND, PREDICTABLY, Ghost posts more pumpkins!

This is the current front runner for this year’s pumpkin weigh off, Wolfy!

Wolfy is a bit of an odd man out – her farmer isn’t actually a farmer at all. He’s a pharmacologist who decided ‘hey. i’m smart. I can grow a big ass pumpkin on my own dang urban rooftop garden!’ And that’s what he did – He ended up with Wolfy.

Wolfy is playful, childish, and kind of an asshole, which comes in handy when she’s abusing her gardener for the things she wants…which is mainly booze, chicken wings, and anything drowning in caramel. She’s aggressively snuggly with the people she likes and does not respect physical boundaries. At all. She claims she’s super smart, but no one is really sure how true that is. She is not the biggest pumpkin by far, but she’s packed on an alarming amount of weight in a short time, so both she and her gardener are pretty sure she’s gonna tip the scales at 1500 pounds or more by October. She’s competitive as hell too, so if things go her way, she’s going to be the heaviest contender -ever-.

Wolfy loves sleeping, music, science, winning at chess and city life. Pom only recently became aware of her and is impressed with her but also a little confused, as she does have a tendency to use ‘great big words’ at him and likes to pinch his cheeks.