I am the songwriter/writer formerly known as galenpepys from FA. Here you'll find brand new songs and stories, as we move forward.

At the pharmacy near my house, I've noticed that the price of bottled water is proportionate to how much manufacturers feel the need to justify said price, and the number of exclusive features. The most expensive brand I've purchased so far is called "Core Hydration." These come in packs of six. It has perfectly balanced pH, which is 7.4 (supposedly your body's natural pH balance). It undergoes a 7 point filtration process. Electrolytes and minerals are added for flavor, and the plastic itself is recycled and BPA free.

However, as high as the price is, this water is still not as expensive as bottled water in New York City. Also, Happy Valentine's Day! I'm going to spend mine eating pizza and watching a movie with a man that has stolen my heart. I better get it back or I don't know how I'm going to keep all this blood pumping.