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Simple Simon

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Simple Simon raped the Pieman

pulling at his hair.

Came simple Simon in the Pieman

then dragged him to his lair.

a...and ate him? 8|

Then climbed his favorite tree to play castlevania!

Here Weasyl have a warmup doodle of Simon the werewolf. You might have heard from some poem that he eats people but he doesnt. That poet lies.

Simon likes jumping hither and thither looking for interesting things and places. This lands him into some kinky situations now and then. Raped by the odd witch coven, milked for semen in a cultists ritual you know, that sort of thing.

He hates clothing and due to thick dick fluff he gets away with bare ass nudity just about everywhere. When he wears anything its usually only his big hoody, his ankle bracelets, and a smile!

Rated moderate due to said dick fluff and the amazing poem

Submission Information

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3355
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Favorites:
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Rating:
General
Category:
Visual / Digital

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    I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!!! HOW CAN HE PUSH THE BUTTONS WITH THOSE HANDS!?

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      Practice! He rarely ever turns human so hes had lots and lots of practice.

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        HNGRUUUUUU!!!!!! lol~ dick fluff~

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      He probably uses his claws instead of the Stylus pen.

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      I would think he clicks them with his claws... kinda like getto receptionists on a keyboard with their enormous fake nails... only more werewolf-like.

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    Awww. Does he play Pokemon too? I want to play Pokemon with him.

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      He totally does 8U

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        Yay! *prepares for Pokemon battle*

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    I would like to bury myself into all of his fluff, maybe poke my head out every now and again to watch his gameboy.......yep

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    +fav'd for use of the phrase 'dick fluff' in the desc

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    Beautiful work as always, and an adorably funny idea. How did he afford the DS, btw?

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    congratulations on having the first use of the tag "dickfluff"

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    Just your typical furry, playing with his favourite game! <3

    Also approve of those hind paws =)

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    Simple Simon was the pieman, it was all just a ruse after all to hide his werewolf nature

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    That Pieman must have been skin and bones! Never trust a cook that doesn't eat his own food >:U

    Simon's adorbs, even if he can look scary and even if he'd eat people.

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      Don't you mean, "especially if he'd eat people?" =P

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    He looks like he could accidentally snap it in half.

    IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GON BREAK THIS DAMN THING

    OH NO YOU DID NOT SHOOT THAT GREEN SHIT AT ME

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      STOP IT WILL SMITH I HATE ALL YOUR MOVIES

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        Did you like it in Wild Wild West when he made fun of Kenneth Branghaghgdfs for having no legs?

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    I kind of adore his gigantic arms and hands. They work.

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    Kyuuuuuuuute!

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    I just want to steal your art style. I love your line work and the way you actually draw skin instead of defining every single muscle like people tend to do anymore.

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    DEESE COLORS WORK.

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    You need to buy that mofo a 3DS so he can play pokemon X/Y & Castlevania Mirror of Fate when those come out. But yeah, I really like how small his legs are.

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      I knooowww D8 Its on my to do list :3

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    He is a major cutie °3°

    Wish I'd taken the chance to commission you when I had the chance, hesitated because fff all looked like a bunch of meanies, and I like my musclebound furries cute.

    Lovely design, a++ would fav again.

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    I want more Simon, Forge. I want more Simple Simon who came in the pieman, and dragged him off to suck....

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    well this is ADORKABLE