SHOW ME DEM TOMATOES by FluffRig

SHOW ME DEM TOMATOES

FluffRig

6 January 2016 at 21:20:36 MST

Okay, I realize this is the first time I've established this about Dhampir Di, but here goes.
She likes tomatoes.
No.
She loves tomatoes.
No.
She would HAVE SEX with tomatoes while consuming them at the same time. ...if only she wasn't married...

I mean, most of her half-diet* consists of them.
Either the fruits themselves or made into some kind of sauce and mixed with some pasta!
Preferably lasahga.

DANGIT DI
STOP BEING CUTE
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE
DAMMIT, I HAD THIS SAME PROBLEM WITH SHADOW
FRICK

That frigging fang that always sticks out her mouth, I can't take it
THAT
FRIGGING
FANG
IS
TOO
CUTE

I kinda want one now...
But, I don't think I'll be as cute...
self-loathing continues...

Di only had slight updates to her design, such as the color swap with her hair and pants. =P
She also has girl bits now! ...get your mind out of the gutter, I meant her eyelashes...
...and breasts...
You sillies...
She also has naturally colored freckles!

...I wanna squish her pudgy belly...

I didn't notice until now I didn't make her coat as long as it's supposed to be.
It's supposed to be SUPER long.
Like, it drags along the ground and everything.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CAPE-LIKE YOU IDIOT AJKAHBJDAKJKDAJKHDAJKDAKJDA
IT'S BASICALLY A SHORT JACKET NOW!
LIKE ONE OF THOSE ONES TRASHY TEENAGE GIRLS WEAR IN THE MALL

Well, I guess we can use Cartoon Physics to make it longer...
Sigh...
whispering let's pretend that when it's not being hit with wind, it falls to the ground, as long as it's supposed to be, k? k.

I... I need her outfit.
Like... NOW.
But, really long Badass Longcoats are hard to find... :(
I guess I'll look on Wilson's Leather's website...
goes to the site
HOLY HE--
THOSE ARE THE FRIGGIN' SALE PRICES?!?!?!
WTF WILSON'S?!

Okay, they're out.
...wait, I don't think her coat's made of leather anyway.
It'd be too noisy. WAY TOO NOISY.
And, she desperately needs stealth.
You know how crafty those humans tend to be!
It's like they don't even WANT her to bite their necks! Roll Eyes
How rude!

Oh wait, I forgot costume makers exist. :facepalm:
Okay, this'll be easy!
goes to Google
I found someone good!
goes to their website
They have great prices, this is working out wonderfull-- "Contact Me!"
...
Okay, I can do this...
slowly and nervously inches cursor near Contact Me! button
clicks
E-mail thingamajig
...
.....
.......
looks at the bae
...for the bae...
...I can do this for the bae...
...it won't be that hard...

...
"Hi! I'm (insert my name here)!
I was wondering could you make my character's outfit here?
Thank you! ;) ;) ;)"**
sends
THAT WAS HECTIC

*Being a Dhampir, she has what we would call a "half-diet", a mixture of normal food and that sweet, sweet life essence that flows through your veins!
** Not an accurate example of my e-mails... only close. XD

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