Is your dox to big for the daily routine? Do they get stuck in doors, under the bed, and require help to move even enough to get to their food dish? Well FS (Fat Shadox) Tech. has the solution!
The Ghost Press 9000 is an easy and safe way to compress your dox back to a more manageable size. Just simply call use at 1-800-faxdox and we'll ship you the rented device straight to your door and even set it up for you. Then you just place your shadox under the back of the press and let it to the rest by condensing your shadox's body down under the press's soft surface duel weights. Your Ghostly pet will enjoy the feeling of the soft yet hefty weight pressing into them.

And if you call us today we'll even give you the free at home version, The Ghost Press 2000.

Just call 1-800-fatdox today, call 1-800-fatdox today.

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