Hey, remember that episode of Buffy where some of the swim team started turning into squicky fish monsters?
The writing wasn't so good, but the fishies were top notch. I pine for a next series of "Free!" where everyone turns into sea monsters for no real reason. It's the logical place to take the show.
I talked v1rus into this.
Don't worry fella, take off that stuffy epidermis and go cool off in the water. Much better.