This is the comic for February 18th, finished a whole 2 days early(unheard of until this year). This comic was actually started before February 14th's comic because I had to get this written down as soon as possible after seeing that lady get startled by a life-size cutout of some celebrity in our local Walgreens.

Transcript and merchandise available at http://ferretwilliams.com/comic/lets-do-a-shopping/