caliosidhe on FA actually said that!

I hate to tell you sweetheart, but you PAID MONEY for those jeans (or rather your PARENTS did). For a million dollars, YOU'LL DO MORE THAN JUST WEAR A TAIL. >:3

red-dog on FA and indigoangelcat on FA (WHEEZE) weren't actually there to bear witness to Cali's snappy comeback (they were some of our roommates), but I figured it would be better than just a generic furry.