It seemed like all your dreams had come true. Your new Viera boyfriend was as hot as they come just at a glance, then he turned out to be the most breedable bottom you'd ever met, which just made him even hotter.
But then when you go on a date he insists on going... in the newest raid. And then when you're in the place he spends the entire time teasing and making googly eyes at you as if you'd gone to someplace actually sensible. And then he does this in the middle of every fight, resulting in him alternating between flirting with you... and getting his ass kicked by every boss under the sun.
All you can do is wonder: is this guy just kind of a dumbass sometimes?

(You would learn later it's that he's just kind of a dumbass sometimes.)

Art belongs to felice-chan
Character is mine
Viera are from Final Fantasy by Square