"The hot air balloon is definitely a French invention. It's a f--king picnic basket with fire and some strings." - My mom

Only 18th century Frenchmen would think of a flying picnic basket. TRULY A DIVINE SIGN!

Because, I will tell you what.

The world could be on fire, or there could be a flood. It could be the end of the world. But it's never the end of the world to a Frenchman. Unless there's not any FOOD.

A Frenchman without FOOD, is a sign that there is no God. There is no truth. THERE IS NO EXISTENCE.

Seriously. And the French hardly ever have stomach-related sicknesses.

From June 2012