Meet Kale and Gracie! They belong to a world where monsters, aliens, and other oddities exist.
The first line was originally a writing prompt on tumblr but I made it a drawing prompt instead.
Kale's a vampire but, unlike the stories, his kind doesn't really drink blood. It's more like their blood is poison.
Thus the joke.
Gracie loves poking fun at Kale.
Actually I think she loves poking fun at everyone. O.o