Aaaaaand squeaking across the finish line, just before it's too late, comes the lemur with his VancouFur Meme - giffed where he felt it was appropriate.

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WHEN ARE YOU COMING/GOING?:

Wednesday, February 26th until...at least March 8th...we'll see what happens.

WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?

Main Convention Hotel, being all executive and stuff.

WHO ARE YOU ROOMING WITH?

HOW CAN I GET A HOLD OF YOU?

Text me, tweet me, ask one o' mah franz.

HOW ARE YOU TRAVELLING?

I'll be travelling via Gaius.

ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE CON?

ARE YOU KIDDING? This is my favourite con!

WHAT ARE YOUR CON PLANS?

I dunno...I guess I'll probably party a bunch, maybe.

DO YOU DO FREE ART?

Haha! Sure.

ARE YOU CLIQUEY?

I hang with a pretty tight circle called 'furries'. Fit the bill? Come say hi. ^~^

ARE YOU POPULAR?

Who gives a shit? Some people like me, other people don't.

HOW CAN I GET YOUR ATTENTION?

Make a scene! Or don't...but chances of me running in slow motion, or doing the jazz-hands, or whatever I need to do to play along are pretty decent.

CAN I TALK TO YOU?

No, I just attend conventions 'cause I like hotel lobby couches. Yes, please do! That's why we all get together in the same geographical space - to interact with one another.

CAN I HUG YOU?

Sure! I love hugs! FROM PEOPLE I KNOW! Don't know me and want a hug? Easily remedied! (See above) Are you sick? Maybe just have respect for others' health and hold off?

CAN I SNUGGLE YOU?

Wait, what? I mean, a conversation and a hug is one thing...but don't you feel like that's a little fast?

CAN I KISS YOU?

So the random stranger snuggles is a "whoa, there, tiger". This is a "gtfo".

WHAT IF I HIT ON YOU?

...dude, really?(Unless you are Ph8l or Davecko)

CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR FOOD?

Sorry, who's food? If I'm taking you for dinner, or something, then I'm likely to get you your own food. My food is -mine-. That's why it's called "my food".

CAN I GET YOU FOOD?

I suppose so. Expect me to return the favour, though.

CAN I ASK YOU TO DANCE?

I am already dancing. Come dance.

CAN I BUY YOU DRINKS?

Can we be franz? 8'D

CAN I TAKE YOUR PICTURE?

Can you not?

DO YOU ATTEND PARTIES?

That...really depends on the party. Usually I am all about that. I'll be attending and hosting, too, I'm sure.

I will see you most of you there, and I can't wait! <3

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No time for life updates, but you can rest assured that I am super-busy all the time and this time off will be a very welcome break. If for some crazy reason you are actually interested in what's going on with me, you can follow me on Twitter. My handle is @eliasringtail, and it's actually the best way to be in touch with and get a hold of me. I'm also on SoFurry and FurAffinity under the usernames elias.ringtail and urbanlemur, respectively.