"Hi my name is Lita, there in the background is my old man. Eh, he doesn't look like that anymore but that pic was from the last time we were ever on speaking terms. Of course I didn't know it was him at the time, had I known it was him this would be a picture from another time when we weren't on speaking terms. Lets just say we don't get along? Why don't we get along? Well it's not because he doesn't want to be with me or get to know me... That's actually the problem. He doesn't have some heart felt need to get to know his daughter, his motivations stem from an organ a little lower down. Round near the waste line...

So, Daddy issues aside. Ugh, can we forget all that ad just start this introduction all over?

I need to ind a more current photograph..."