well... I'd say my wife is rather hot :p
But yes, so many crushes have been crushed by mention of boyfriends :<
https://www.dropbox.com/s/p6ko2pomkmla7a6/1381977608.accelo_iris_fa.png (would link the Weasyl posting, but the pinkmew is being slow to upload his art)
So, here's a really funny thing to discuss. Have you ever seen a girl you thought was hot, no idea what her orientation is, and tried to get her attention by pushing out your boobs? Because I totally did that, and then I was laughing about it later, like "what exactly did I think I was going to accomplish?" XD
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Nicole_is_a_cat
Speaking of straight girls:
The hottest ones are always straight ;3;