Another oldie I've finally worked up the nerve to post.

There are advantages to being inexplicably transformed into a small plushie of oneself. You can be safely stomped on and trampled by a nice set of paws or boots, and enjoy the overwhelming and submissive feelings of being held down and squished but without any of the troublesome pain or damage that might normally result from such treatment.

You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Weirdo.