Mitzi: aw fuck I verbally abused the baby again and now he's upset
Bramble: It's alright! I know just wat to do
Mitzi: ya know we should probably stop feeding him just nutella
Bramble: shhhh he'll be fine... look he's falling asleep
Mitzi: I think he's dying
Bramble: shhhh
Cooper died 3 weeks later after excessive nutella consumption
Mitzi and bramble have been trialed for child abuse
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it's perfect.
NU NOT MEH BABY
I DID NO SUCH ABUSEMENT TO HIM
I LOVED HIM