Welcome everyone to the big show
Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival
Remove your hats or we'll cut off your head
Show respect, you'se amongst the dead

Don't like bigots and richy boy fucks
Ain't shit changed, bitch check us
Detroit Southwest murderous, die
The greatest spectacle under the sky

Five cards came and made their mark from Moon Yugon down to Platon Park
Fuck your drum kit, xylophone and cello, I'm a wicked clown, bitch, hello!?
Everybody come jump in our ride
Bring you and your fat-ass bitch inside
Wagon tips are slick as a breeze
Can't nobody get with these, motherfucker,

Bring it on!