I felt like opening this blog for adult artwork I do from time to time. I hope this serves as an outlet for me to share this kind of stuff (and other things), as well as motivation enough to practice my drawing.
I also post unrelated sketches and doodles from time to time
If you feel like asking me anything also, feel free. I don’t mind. I’ll add more stuff over time.
First thing you wash in the shower?
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
They're not mutually exclusive. I enjoy both when I'm in the mood for either.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Do you plan outfits?
Never. I like to wear whatever feels or looks good for the occasion.
How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Shitty. I've been having a rough week for the last 370 weeks.
Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
Anything but call the police.
Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I've been having reoccurring dreams about somewhat-normal life in a weird city that doesn't exist. There's always this tram/subway hybrid I always take anywhere I go that crosses the whole city as well as some desertic areas.
Three of your current feelings?
Sadness and regret. some hunger as well.
What are you craving right now?
Nothing, everything tastes like ash.
Realistically? Redheads. Fantastic? Manic Pixieish shark girls.
Realistically? Whinny cunts and gross fetishes. Fantastic? Gross fetishes because I could shut up whinny cunts easily.
What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
When was the last time you cried? Why?
A couple months ago. Shit adds up.
If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
Ghost Rider. He took on fucking Galactus and has a sweet ride.
Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Favorite movie ever?
Do you like yourself?
Not in the least but it's all I have.
Have you ever met a celebrity?
Akira Yamaoka and I talked a bit about menial stuff once. I gave him a letter (The name on the envelope said 'Mary').
Could you handle being in the military?
Probably, but I'm not stupid enough to try.
What are you listening to right now?
The sound of the fan.
How many countries have you visited?
Are your parents strict?
They used to until all their children left. They mellowed out since.
Would you go sky diving?
I don't see why not.
Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I don't see why not (As long as he pays, I don't have enough cash for his tastes).
Whats on your mind right now?
Is there anything you want to say to someone?
Have you ever been in a castle?
A Mayan castle, once.
Do you rent movies often?
I haven't rented anything since I was a kid.
Whats your zodiac sign?
Serpentarius. Serously though, no one is the sign they say they are and horoscopes/zodiac traits are bullshit.
When was the last time you had sex?
Name five facts about yourself.
I'm ugly, I have a terrible personality, I don't give a shit if I offend people for menial bullshit, I hate pussies, and I will wreck your shit.
Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
I've drowned, burned, had a building almost fall over me, fallen on my head several times at high speed, been in a car crash, gotten into a knife fight, almost gotten run over and fallen from flights of stairs.
Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
Insofar as we don't have the means of knowing what's going to happen in the inmediate or far future so we can take action accordingly, yes. Nothing is written, but once it happens we cannot go back and change it anyway.
Brown or white eggs?
Brown are better tasting, or so have I been conditioned to think.
Do you own something from Hot Topic?
No. Hot Topic is shit anyway.
Ever been on a train?
A couple times, yes.
Ever been in love?
A couple times, yes.
If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
Yes, no sweat.
If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
I really don't know.
If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?
Why would I shorten my lifspan to be more attractive when I can lenghten my lifespan and achieve the same (through exercise)?
What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
I didn't have bedtime stories as a child. I spent most my nights awake or in nightmares.
You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
Try and save it.
If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
Alcohol makes me a better person overall. Whomever thinks alcohol is bad is probably a SXE.
What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
I'm allergic to weed. Imagine that.
As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
Yes. I'd make a run for it, then find if there's any trackers in the case.
If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
If they weren't good enough to tell me beforehand I don't know what other shit they might try pulling on me so I'd probably wouldn't. AIDS is no joke.
In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
No. The odds are shittier than russian rulette.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
No, but I find the idea entertaining. I love horror stuff after all.
If you could live forever, would you want to?
No, but I'd love to live for a long while.
Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
That guy from The Hangover. you know which one.
If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
Anything middle eastern, Egypt or renaissanse Europe.
If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
I've seen worse things on the internet; It's in poor taste and it would depend on context (who is being executed and why) but I probably wouldnt because I don't watch TV anymore anyway.
If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
No because the president of the USA is a corporate puppet anyway.
If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?