"I take strippers out to breakfast
You can add that to my checklist
I'm a lowlife

I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out
With your wife

'Cause I'm a lowlife"

Because I heard the song and it just seemed to fit Tink so well. He hasn't got a kiss tattoo and there's no jail in Nashville that can hold him, but he's definitely a lowlife. He'll absolve you of your sins...with a hammer.