"Sup Sonic Screamers? It's ya Boi, Gleam, comin' at you for a gleam stream!"

Darkwitt slapped his face with his hand and gave a sigh.

"No, Gleam. That's Zane's Opening. You have to do your own, like we practiced."

"Aw I don't have sonic screamers?"

"NO. That wouldn't make sense if your fans were that. They are your MINNOWS."

"oh Cool! Cuz like, I'll eat em out?" Gleam stuck his tongue out.

Darkwitt's gloves creaked in frustration.

"I- sure. Whatever, try again!"

"Sup Minnows! It's your Apex Pred Ledge' Gleam comin' at you for another Gleam Stream!"

"good..."

"Today we're gonna be doin' some battle roy-ale. We're gonna be mainin' some Octane on Apex today! Gonna get straight up Kungarna in here!"

"good..." Darkwitt seemed excited. Gleam was finally ready for a public stream. 

"And if I get a killstreak and win, I'll show you muh dick!" 

"god damn it." 

It was going to be a while until Gleam was ready for public consumption. 

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Gift from Jack Du Roi of our big Gold Shark bro setting up his stream. 

Art by Oceannmoose on Twitter.