Now statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday,  
Imagine... just one birthday ev'ry year.  
Ah... But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!  
Precisely... why we're gathered here to cheer.  

A stream commission from the outstanding oneiros~

Original at FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11698387

It is about time I celebrated one of Alice's unbirthdays.

Alice would like to recite the following poetry:

Pick your poison, eat or drink

One will cause yourself to shrink

The other thing will make you swell

Which one does what I shall not tell