Mad science
We do it 'cause we can
Mad science
It's all part of the plan
Mad science
'Cause wе have got the tools
Consequеnce means nothing when you learn to break the rules

Commission from the ever wonderful  Flinters
Original at: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47705515/

Welcome to EVOGENiCS MagiTech support department.
We are here to help you with all your MagiTech problems.

Is your MagiSoft executing spells before you finish writing them?
Are your incantations getting recursive errors?
Is your Hex editor making changes without your input?
Has your latest magic bauble started sparking unexpectedly?

The staff here in EVOGENiCS MagiTech support are here to help, our friendly staff will be right along to help smooth out your issues >(and be a convenient grounding rod for any wayward magic).
Our staff will have your problem sorted out so fast you'll think that they are totally magical.

P.S. Please don't mind the maniacal laughter you may occasionally hear as we are debugging your issues, this is perfectly normal and nothing to worry about.