you know, celestia is not your waifu, at all. she killed her parents in order to seize the thrawn; rule a nation an autocratic way since 1000 years of reign, and what else... oh she just impaled her little sister and will now do something ugly to that little pony.
damn, nature ! you scary !
(this story is only partially based on facts. IRL politicians are also corrupted, pedophiles and get assasinated a lot of people but since they have zero supernatural abilities and a way shorter lifespan, it requires other humans to vote.)