...huh. That was a weird flavor. It tastes like my protein shakes. Nice try, Dunkin' Donuts, but stick to the strawberry-frosted donuts. I might as well finish it off but jeez, my arms were feeling heavy... maybe I slept on them wrong?

And what's that friggin' dog snickering about?

Part 2! Oh, those donuts. You never know when they'll spring a sudden muscle growth spurt on you, so all you aspiring health nuts, you have the answer: keep eating donuts, all the donuts. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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