You recently won an all-expense-paid vacation to a tropical resort, and there was an indoor pool. You decided to check it out, clad in your swimwear, when you saw a rather swollen male dragon leaning against the wall near the door. Seeing you, he stood up straight. "Hey, there. Care to join me? I always swim with a buddy, and given my condition, I'll need some help," he remarked, resting his hands on his immense belly.

What do you do?