lampung, n. The daze which follows turning on the light in the middle of the night.

looblaze, n. The blinding glare you feel when you turn on the lights at 3 AM to go to the bathroom.

Double your pain.

Art © 10/2018 Marvin E. Fuller
Liff (lampung) ~ Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
Sniglet (looblaze) ~ Rich Hall, When Sniglets Ruled the Earth