"Ammy? It's some guy in Schenectady. He wants you to stop turning his kitchen light on and off?"

equatt, (e' kwat) n. The pastime of trying to balance the light switch in the exact middle of the wall plate, so that the light is half on, half off.
flarpswitch, (flarp' swich) n. The one light switch in every house with no function whatsoever.
~ Rich Hall, Sniglets and More Sniglets

On. Off. On. Off. On. Off. Would you just make up your [censored] mind?!

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