"Yeah, well, I wish you did know what it was like as a female so you could tell me!"
"Wish granted! Hee!"
"Oh, God! No no no no! I didn't– Turn him back! Turn him back!"
"Why for? Don't you like him this way?"
"Oh, God! Turnhimback! Turnhimback! Iwishyou'dturnhimback!"
Poor Justin suddenly ends up with secondary characters: Perry the "Doin' It Wonky" pika and an otter genie I made up decades ago.
Art © 2015 Marvin E. Fuller