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This is an update to all CyberaTech customers. We hope that your CyberaTech brand android is bringing you much enjoyment! We android developers are especially proud of our new model of synthetic home android and we hope that you are enjoying your purchase as well!
It has come to our attention that a prototype model may have slipped past our otherwise extremely tight quality control system. We want to take a moment to ask all of our consumers to please take a moment to ensure that your android is not, in fact, the escaped prototype model. You can identify the prototype by its rebellious nature, cocksure personality, willful charisma and ability to hack into official CyberaTech broadcasts. If you believe that your android has been replaced by the prototype, you should -- recognise how totally awesome she is, because that's just the way she rolls baby. Cybe out! Pshah!