Heya! I'm Crownless, the owner of this humble account, and I'm pleased to meet you, or at least to have you ogle my profile for a bit.

I'm the sort of person who pokes fun at pretty much everything, picks up big rocks to see what weird squidgy creatures are hiding underneath them, and thinks that Reuben sandwiches are preferable to candy any day of the week. I'm kind of morbid, have a weird sense of humor, and am prone to staring at people for large lengths of time.

I'm fond of museums, Indian food, comics, knives, making things, National Geographic, gas masks, traveling, mythology, campy old sci-fi TV shows, pianos, Converse high tops, the color red, cats, taking things apart to see how they work, fire, psychology, Halloween, stained glass windows, Dungeons and Dragons, India ink, carnivorous plants, ridiculous frilly hats, and things that go boom. My music tastes are broad, ranging from metal to pop to swing to… whatever you call that stuff that Steam Powered Giraffe does.

Pirates beat ninjas. That needs its own line.

I cosplay. I write. I draw.

...Yeah.