Pile Your Haystack
Species: American Pika (Ochotona princeps)
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Orientation: Pansexual
Pronouns: he/she
Fur Color: Agouti
Hair Color: N/A
Eye Color: Dark gray
Height: 4’03”
Weight: 70lbs
Relationship Status: Dating Rich
Occupation: Exotic Dancer

An aspiring dancer and all-around friendly guy, Haystack has a love for theatrics and a generally upbeat outlook. Something of a clown, he is usually the friend to suggest bar-hopping, urban exploration, and various obnoxious antics, usually with drugs of alcohol mixed in. A good climber, he feels very comfortable hiking and in nature, though many of his friends are peeved by him inviting them out, and then complaining about ruining the unsuitable clothes he insists on wearing. An incessant talker, he is a good counterpart to his boyfriend Rich, who tends to get quiet and sullen while on his own.

A resident of Poodertown, Haystack is originally from Tea Harbor, a busting city on the eastern side of the territory. While he’s illusive about why he moved away, he doesn’t seem to have many friends at the Harbor despite having lived there for most of his life. Haystack has worked at a variety of minimum wage jobs, and seems so-so on furthering his education, currently using his love for dance stripping part-time at a bar-restaurant. He’s trying to get other more stable stripping and dance jobs, though the reality of the job market in the sleepy off-suburb is becoming more and more apparent. He lives with Rich, Thistle and occasionally Joey.

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I've finally started making profiles for this project. Future ones might be a bit looser, as this information is so subject to change, but it's generally important to me to have a simple set of clothes to put a character in, if they wear clothes, which isn't a given in this universe.