15 February 2016 at 00:19:00 MST
Not much of a story here boys and girls! Just a regular crossbow that I picked up off of a grunting, naked savage. They fired four shots at me, each one missing. Then in a fit of rage they pulled out a rock out from behind their back and started to chase after me. Thinking quickly I pulled out one of my Trusty, field tested Veterans and fired off a few shots. Hitting the blood soaked, naked, native right between the eyes I heard a distinctive CRUNCH and he fell to the ground like a rag doll. I wonder if there are more of these laying around?