Fun fact #1: The liver of a polar bear contains toxic amounts of Vitamin A, enough to kill you! If you ever happen to be in the arctic and kill one with your bear hands (argh, pun) , DON'T EAT THAT SHIT.

Fun fact #2: If you ever happen to meet a polar bear at a frat party, do NOT challenge him to a drinking contest as you may DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. This guy didn't even know there was a contest. They just kept making him drink.

A continuation of the earlier sketch I got, but this one from donryu.